Secrets

March 23, 2009

“Hey! Let’s go upstairs and make up secrets.”


Imaginary straw in my mind mouth aka BOOM

March 7, 2009

Roxy: Talk to me.

C: I gotta go.

Roxy: You better talk to me!

C: No, I gotta go now.

Roxy: If you go, I’m gonna blow you up. I got a little red button right here and if you don’t talk to me, I’m gonna push it and you’ll blow up.

C: What? I’m going now.

BOOOOM.


A friend…

February 12, 2009

…like Ben.


Who that is?

January 28, 2009

My baby daddy.


Yah, trick, yah!

January 28, 2009

Roxanne …


Godriguez

January 26, 2009

Son of God. Actually, son of Godrigo…  The Latin/Hispanic? name Padriguez would translate to son of God….???


Tail Bone

January 25, 2009

1: The other day, Tiffany told me this weird story.

2: Tiffany across the street Tiffany?

1: No, Estefanie, at work. She told me about how a few years ago, her and her husband were out on a speedboat and he went over a wave and she went up in the air and landed so hard that it broke her tail bone and ever since then, she said, “I can’t just get straight up if I’m laying on my back, I have to roll over on my stomach and get up from there because it hurts if I get straight up.” Then, a few weeks ago, she was out walking her dogs and somehow she fell flat on her back. Well, a few days later, she was like, “I feel weird,” so she got on her back and got straight up and it didn’t hurt anymore. And while she’s telling me this, I’m just thinking, stop talking…


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